Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Who Cut The...


I should be sleeping. I want to be sleeping. For one thing, I can ignore the heat when I sleep. And for another, the furbabies wake me up at 5am every morning. I should be sleeping.

But no. And The Girl is to blame. Hear me, child? I blame YOU, ungrateful non-sleepy spawn.

When the Bread Winner is out, um, winning bread (and working with people like Sandra Day O'Connor and Green Day) (name dropping? not me!), the aforementioned girl usually sleeps in the CalKing with her adoring mother. Ever tried to get a 12 year old on summer vacation, who slept until 10am, to SHUT UP be quiet and go to sleeeeeep? Precious quote for the day(middle of the night)? "Hey, my butt is, like, farting in time release!" And then a 30 minute continuation and exploration of the phenomenon that is time release farting. I will admit that if you'd been walking past my window 15 minutes into the apparent scientific research, you would have heard my semi-hysterical giggling and the shaking of my bowl full of jelly.

So, now I'm wide awake.

Sigh.

10 comments:

Pendullum said...

I could not stop laughing...'farting in time release...
and as for that bit of porn later... i mean the fudgesicle...
great... now it is just in my mind... can not let it go...
must go out and buy a fudgesicle...
too hot for words.... and the only thing that will help is a fudgsicle....

Teri M. said...

Pendullum: I tried to get stern with her about going to sleep, but, yeah, I'm immature and it was pretty funny. At first.
I am a secret Fudgsicle operative and it is my mission to hypnotize one and all into buying them! Enjoy!

hannah m. said...

ur wierd!

Jen said...

All I can say is H has problems! I think she should be banned from the CalKing if she is going to conduct science experiments! :-)

Teri M. said...

Jen: Ooooo, I'm gonna tell her you said that!! hee

bobealia said...

Is that the fart machine commenting below? Hannah? LOL. You think she'd be mad out you for outing her.

Mel said...

LMAO!! Time-release!
I was trying to think of some of the stuff my girl comes up with, but I'm just drawing a blank after that. LMAO x 2!!!

Teri M. said...

Bo: Yeah. So much for me using her first initial, huh? She tried to act mad, but I warned her I was going to use it. She loves the attention! lol

Mel: That's my precious little girl! I'm sure you'll come up with something, and when you do I want to hear it!

hannah m. said...

yeah well you didnt have to go into detail im turning red reading this!!!!

Teri M. said...

Thanks for the bloggin fodder, kid!