Monday, May 15, 2006

Just saying

I have nothing against Rachel Ray. In fact, I like some of her recipes. I can overlook the shirts that do nothing for her odd body shape. I can overlook the teenybopperishness. I can handle the "EVOO". But if I hear her say "sammy" instead of sandwich one more freakin' time, I'm gonna beat her with her garbage bowl.

Could be the PMS talking.

13 comments:

NCE said...

Well she is certainly looking sexier these days! I think marriage has brought out the "real" Rachel. Just a mom's point of view...

NCE said...

Also, I agree about the "sammy" thing...it sounds like she is getting ready to eat our dog "Sammie" , (Remember her?)

Teri M. said...

She definately has improved in the new shows!
Awwww, Sammie - the sweetest dog!

Mama P said...

Rachel Ray is an interesting bird. While I admire her for showcasing tiny tits, I don't necessarily like the Hollywood hair-do meets the Nanny meets Saved by the Bell squeaking. I'm with you on the Sammy crap and the evoo. I have to go now. I have some "staws" to deal with. That's Mama P small talk for "Stinky Toddlers Ass Wipe Sessions".

PS: You have a lovely voice! Love the audio blog. Just the one? Look forward to more when I can read your posts. Like a dork I had you book marked from a month ago and thought you had stopped writing. I'm looking forward to a break and catching up on your life!

Teri M. said...

Heya Mama P! And the shirts. NOT flattering.

I've only been posting approx. one a week. 'Course yesterday I just kept on posting.

As soon as I can think of something interesting to say, I'll do another audio. Could be awhile.

I'm looking forward to catching up on my life, too. lol Have fun with your "staws", sorry I'm missing it. Not really. ;-)

Nessie Noodle said...

I am rolling over here- and my office mate thinks I am nuts. Oh well.

garbage bowl...

Teri M. said...

Nessie: ;-)

Michael Abrams said...

what is a garbage bowl?

Angie said...

Thanks for making me laugh!

beat her with her garbage bowl..ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Teri M. said...

Well, Michael, Ms. Ray keeps a bowl next to where she's cooking, for all the garbage. That part is a really great idea. And lucky for my violent streak, it isn't usually plastic. };-)

Glad I could make you laugh, Angie! :-)

Michael Abrams said...

Thank you for spelling it out. Did you happen to see the clip of the cabbie that got on some news show in the UK? he just slipped right in. Maybe you could try that . . . then, when you banged her in the head after some "sammy" we could all see it.

Teri M. said...

Hmmm... I hadn't - off to Google!

Teri M. said...

LOL! That poor guy - the look on his face when they called him "Guy Kewney" was priceless! But he stuck it out.